Few things you would love to say out loud at work
1. I can see
your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
2. I don't
know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about
never? Is never good for you?
4. I see
you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really
easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'm not
being rude. You're just insignificant.
7. I'm out
of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't
work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds
like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I see the f ***-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like
you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are
validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have
plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.
14. I'm already
visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will
always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
17. The fact
that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.